THEMES THAT YOU LIKE

Book of Everything

everything from heaven to earth

cocaine-cutie:

everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.

WHAT IS MINE

(via satans-butt-cheeks)

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(via satans-butt-cheeks)

koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

emoij:

When people say you look better without your glasses 

image

(Source: emoij, via astudyofscarlett)

nygrd:

imagine sherlock and john doing smoopy domestic stuff like sherlock resting his feet on john’s lap while they’re watching telly, or sharing toothpasty kisses in the morning, or sherlock catching john by the waist in the kitchen whilst he’s cooking and kissing his ear, or john feeding sherlock ice cream over the kitchen table, or john falling asleep on sherlock’s shoulder on the sofa, or sherlock tickling john to get him out of bed, or john putting on sherlock’s scarf for him

(via astudyofscarlett)

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

(via johnnymalik)

stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

(via astudyofscarlett)

stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

(via astudyofscarlett)